It Has Been Foretold

And it has been foretold:

"Liars and thieves,
will have big big moles,
will have nasty teeth, have shorter legs
and will never grow tall."

DIOSDADO MACAPAGAL,
Fifth President of the Republic of the Philippines

Legacy of Sen. Trillanes IV

Aside from his failed coup attempts (emphasis on the plurality), one of the legacies that Sen. Trillanes IV had accomplished and will be written in Philippine history is his "Food Distribution Program".

Can I have a toothpick please... *Buuuurrrrrrpppppppp* Oh it is so nice to rub a full stomach. *Buuuurrrrrrpppppppp* Ahmmm, what is his name again?

Starved

Trillanes: Sir, I will deliver a privilege speech at the Senate on Monday, I decided to discuss extensively about the issue on "Mass Starvation". Can you please help me with this one, Sir. I believe with your age and experience you can share lots of information to me and to the Filipinos.

Erap: Sure, you came to the right place. My personal experience on the subject is extensive and my stay in prison further boosts my knowledge on that. You won’t regret it. Ok just come back on Sunday, leave everything to me. Consider it done.

After the privilege speech, Trillanes went back to Erap with unexplained look at his face.

Erap: What is the matter? You look so upset, angry and frustrated. Meantime, how is your privilege speech? Did they like my 100-page discussion on "Masturbation"?