Plunder Blunder

Erap found an old lamp within the premises at his detention camp in Tanay Rizal. He decided to bring it along with him in Manila while attending his trial for plunder - wishing it is for good luck.

Trial will start at 3:00 PM, he arrived at 2:30 PM.

Erap: Atty. Mendoza, Atty. Saguisag, come quick... I found an old lamp in Tanay... let us all rub it for goodluck.

The two lawyers curiously went to Erap to rub the old lamp. Suddenly... *puff* A Genie appeared.

Genie: Three wishes... hmm, wait you are three so one wish each.

Mendoza: (Very excited) Meee firsht, mhe firsht *hik*... I whant toh rhetire onh a prihvate island *hik* and an endlesh shupply of bheer.

*puff* Mendoza disappeared.

Saguisag: Me next... I also want to retire, on a big big ranch farm to raise female cows and female horses. And I want to ride them all. Yum yum.

*puff* Saguisag disappeared.

Erap: (Uncomfortably looking at his wristwatch - it is almost three) Genie!!! I want those two imbeciles return here immediately! And never ever let them leave me again, I need both of them badly for my defense.

*puff* the two lawyers re-appeared.